Monica was found by ugly and I when she was strolling across the street
from some tienda thats spanish for store in little havana Ugly wasted
no time he jumped on that bitch in seconds flat usually we wait to get
the girl on the side of the van where I can do my smooth operation but
Ugly wanted her bad enough to attempt to pick her up in the middle of
the fuckin road he's always been crazy like that.
Im sure one day soon a cop is just gonna stop us for that shit. So
anyway Monica was looking for South Beach, she had been staying with
a couple of friends that work to much to show her the sites of Miami and
I had actually just got certified in tour guiding so I took it upon myself to
show her how to get to South Beach taking the scenic route.
Ohhhh shit I almost forgot at first we wanted to pick up a painter friend
of mine named Pablo but he chickened out and his Colombian friend
Manny went with us instead it was funny because he talked just like
the Manny from scar face the movie. Anyway he was cool and dizzy
blonde girls really seem to dig that cheezy latino "your lips say no
but your eyes say yes" accent at least Monica seemed to enjoy it so we
shoved off to the beach but Ugly got really lost so we took a route we
knew better by the way the story with Monica was that she was in Miami
vistitng friends she seemed smart but really had no clue what she was
in for and manny really liked her he couldn't keep his hands off her
smelling hair and shit she was cool you know your typical party college
girl spending mommy and daddys money learning how to take better
gravity bong hits and how many shots she could take before she would
pass out to wake up with her pants unbuttoned..
I'm not going to go on and on like usuall but the movie is great its a real
american college girl spread wide for your viewing enjoyment and theres
one part where I had a heart to heart talk with Monica's mom on her cell
phone about hers daughters activities out side of school..............
thanks
The Dirty One
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